S. J. Smith

You look better when you smile

“You look better when you smile.”
“And you look better when you’re not talking to me.”

Intrusive Thoughts

I’m gonna need my brain to stop being such a damn weirdo.

Mafia Princess: The Paperback

Gird your loins! It’s here!

Father’s Day

Thank you dad for not being a terrible father 🙂

Why Must Everything Be A Competition?

In a time when all I want is to be a gentle mogwai, I’ve got gremlins running through my mind wreaking havoc.

Arranged Marriages – Maybe Not The Worst Idea

I’m not saying arranged marriages are my thing but it would’ve saved me a lot time and blows to the confidence.

I am too old for this

I am this close to a quarter life crisis and far too old for this.

Life Lessons: Before my Quarter Life Crisis

It’s hard enough trying to live your life
But not following your dreams made you dead inside
If you don’t love what you do – The Script – If It’s Not Right For You

Retail Rant 3 – The Trifecta

Just another rant about why I dislike people who don’t take responsibility for themselves or those they’re responsible for. Some adult language. PG-13

Sell yourself

Let’s talk about selling yourself. PG13