humour – S.J Smith Books

Munch A Foot Sub

I would have liked to remove my self from this narrative.

Quack Quack mother quacker

How many mixed metaphors can I shove into this one?

Don’t look at the sparkly pink elephant in the top hat. Do. Not. Do. It.

A boomer has told me I’m failing my child, therefore it must be true.

My kingdom for a week of good sleeps

Please enjoy another creepy photo of my offspring and bare with me as I continue to rant about pregnancy. It’ll be over soon…or so I’m told

Keep reading, it gets better

The irony is lost on so many.