Retail Rants

Here you’ll find all the blog posts where I rant about my time working in retail and the reasons I dislike the general population. Feel free to join me in this sea of saltiness.

Disclaimer: Don’t jump in with any open wounds as the saltiness can cause extra pain.

Don’t sell your soul for 5%. Hold out for 10.

How many mixed metaphors can I shove into this one?

by S. J. Smith March 4, 2023

Goodbye for now

I’ve got to go now, I’ve got to say goodbye

by S. J. Smith June 16, 2021

Women Are Evil…Apparently

Are we evil or are we just fed up with people being assholes?

by S. J. Smith April 26, 2021

As we slide into the new year, a wrap up of last year is a little over due. For starters I’d like to address a post I made, it was one of the first, about my plans to read a whole bunch of books. Well that didn’t happen. Not even a little bit. I actually…

by S. J. Smith January 3, 2021January 3, 2021

You look better when you smile

“You look better when you smile.” “And you look better when you’re not talking to me.”

by S. J. Smith October 17, 2020

Retail Rant 3 – The Trifecta

Just another rant about why I dislike people who don’t take responsibility for themselves or those they’re responsible for. Some adult language. PG-13

by S. J. Smith July 29, 2020August 21, 2020

Retail Rant 2 – Creepy old guy edition

There may be some inappropriate language but more creepiness than anything else.

by S. J. Smith July 17, 2020August 21, 2020