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Category Archives: pregnancy

He’s Finally Here

Predator Cub was finally birthed. Not quite the Alien reinactment birth that we’d hoped for still pretty good.

Posted byS. J. SmithSeptember 7, 2021September 9, 2021Posted inGeneral Life Stuff, pregnancyTags:baby, birth, c-section, predator, pregnancy1 Comment on He’s Finally Here

I need a babysitter

I’m gonna keep this self roast short and sweet cos I’m tired and my back hurts.

Posted byS. J. SmithAugust 5, 2021August 5, 2021Posted inGeneral Life Stuff, pregnancyTags:adult supervision, help, stupidityLeave a comment on I need a babysitter

7 More Weeks of Winter

Please enjoy another creepy photo of my offspring and bare with me as I continue to rant about pregnancy. It’ll be over soon…or so I’m told

Posted byS. J. SmithJuly 25, 2021Posted inGeneral Life Stuff, pregnancyTags:humour, pregnancyLeave a comment on 7 More Weeks of Winter

I will now be known as S.J. Cobblepot

If you need me I’ll be making plans to capture Batman and cuddling my pets.

Posted byS. J. SmithJune 26, 2021June 26, 2021Posted inpregnancyTags:penguin, pets, pregnancyLeave a comment on I will now be known as S.J. Cobblepot

Pregnancy or different forms of torture?

What’s on the Predator’s agenda today? Pressing down on my sciatic nerves or rearranging my internal organs?

Posted byS. J. SmithJune 20, 2021June 20, 2021Posted inGeneral Life Stuff, pregnancy, UncategorizedTags:cosplay, predator, pregnancy, supanova, tortureLeave a comment on Pregnancy or different forms of torture?

Goodbye for now

I’ve got to go now, I’ve got to say goodbye

Posted byS. J. SmithJune 16, 2021Posted inGeneral Life Stuff, pregnancy, Retail RantsTags:cosplay, pregnancy, retailLeave a comment on Goodbye for now

Stay In School Kids, Or At Least Use Google FFS

Why do men insist on arguing about things they don’t actually understand or know anything about?

Posted byS. J. SmithMay 12, 2021Posted inGeneral Life Stuff, pregnancyTags:pregnancy, stupidityLeave a comment on Stay In School Kids, Or At Least Use Google FFS

Mother’s Day

Happy Mother’s Day to all the mums.

Posted byS. J. SmithMay 10, 2021Posted inGeneral Life Stuff, pregnancyTags:all mums, mothers day, pregnancyLeave a comment on Mother’s Day

The Bright Side

Today was a good day. Yesterday was a mess. Tomorrow might be iffy. But today was a good day.

Posted byS. J. SmithApril 30, 2021Posted inGeneral Life Stuff, pregnancyTags:bright side, ikea, pregnancy update, see no evil, silver liningLeave a comment on The Bright Side

If You Could Just Say What You Mean That’d Be Great

Why would people just say what they actually mean? That would be too easy wouldn’t it?

Posted byS. J. SmithApril 23, 2021Posted inGeneral Life Stuff, Life Lessons, pregnancyTags:life lesson, pregnancy, what do you meanLeave a comment on If You Could Just Say What You Mean That’d Be Great

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