General Life Stuff – Page 2

I need a babysitter

I’m gonna keep this self roast short and sweet cos I’m tired and my back hurts.

Please enjoy another creepy photo of my offspring and bare with me as I continue to rant about pregnancy. It’ll be over soon…or so I’m told

What’s on the Predator’s agenda today? Pressing down on my sciatic nerves or rearranging my internal organs?

I’ve got to go now, I’ve got to say goodbye

Why do men insist on arguing about things they don’t actually understand or know anything about?

Happy Mother’s Day to all the mums.

Today was a good day. Yesterday was a mess. Tomorrow might be iffy. But today was a good day.

Why would people just say what they actually mean? That would be too easy wouldn’t it?

The Predator Cub is determined to make it’s presence known. Also breastfeeding advice given to me by men…cos who doesn’t love that?

Give a woman a house she’ll give you a home. Give a pack-a-punch machine a gun and they give you a baby…no wait.