There may be some inappropriate language but more creepiness than anything else.
Author Archives: S. J. Smith
Retail Rant
Don’t expect me to be nice to you if you’re rude to me.
Who’s up for a metaphor or twenty?
Sometimes you need one metaphor to get the point, sometimes you’ll be buried in them. I’m just here to tell you that you are enough and you’re doing just fine.
And we’re back
It’s been awhile, so here’s a quick update
Life doesn’t go to plan
Some people wonder why others are cruel for no reason. My brother questions why people are nice.
We’re almost there!
My blood is 50% Jack Daniels, 40% caffeine and 5% food. The other 5% is an odd blend of essential life forces…like water.
I quit
Who ever’s idea it was that I should publish a book..Stupid. Oh yes…it was me.
Day 1 of freedom
If you’re going to underestimate something about me, don’t underestimate my laziness.
At no point did I say this would be easy. Literally none.
“It’s hard to make living.” “It’s not easy writing a book.” “You’re better off going back to uni.” These are just some of the things I heard when I chose to tell people about my desire to become an author. It was always from people I’d known for a long time, because those were theContinue reading “At no point did I say this would be easy. Literally none.”
Mafia Princess Cover Art
It’s here! It’s finally here. No not the book release. The cover art!! Yes I am quite excited. I’ve been watching masterpiece grow over the last few weeks from a rough idea to a work in progress to what you’re about to see. One of my best friends in the world did this for meContinue reading “Mafia Princess Cover Art”