S. J. Smith

It Was A Good Day

Eventually I’ll come to terms with taking care of myself

Transition Period

Baby or epileptic octopus?

I don’t even know what’s happening anymore.

I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore…yay parenthood.

New Level of Fear

I guess this is all just part and parcel of being a parent

He’s Finally Here

Predator Cub was finally birthed. Not quite the Alien reinactment birth that we’d hoped for still pretty good.

I need a babysitter

I’m gonna keep this self roast short and sweet cos I’m tired and my back hurts.

7 More Weeks of Winter

Please enjoy another creepy photo of my offspring and bare with me as I continue to rant about pregnancy. It’ll be over soon…or so I’m told

10 Things I Hate About the Last of Us 2

“If somehow the Lord gave me a second chance at that moment, I would do it all over again.”
“I don’t think I can ever forgive you for that. But I would like to try.”

After: A Rant

A ranty critique of the movies After and After We Collided. Read at your own peril. No seriously.

I will now be known as S.J. Cobblepot

If you need me I’ll be making plans to capture Batman and cuddling my pets.