S. J. Smith

Does this qualify for Go Fund Me?

I encountered a group of people who confuse and concern me. I didn’t know that they were of this particular type when we first met. As a matter of fact I thought they were quite different than they are but after an eye opening conversation at work I’ve come to realise that maybe the peopleContinue reading “Does this qualify for Go Fund Me?”

Munch A Foot Sub

I would have liked to remove my self from this narrative.

Duckalypse

Quack Quack mother quacker

Don’t sell your soul for 5%. Hold out for 10.

How many mixed metaphors can I shove into this one?

Sparkly Pink Elephants in Top Hats

Don’t look at the sparkly pink elephant in the top hat. Do. Not. Do. It.

I’m Not 20 Anymore

I’ve officially reached the next level of adulthood and self awareness. 1. I’m not young enough to drink that much and be okay the next day. 2. only when I drink that much do I admit I’m not okay to begin with.